hey guys, something funny.I laughed till got tears :DD
By Muhua (during ACC lessons)
Muhua - Extinct Volcano
Elainn - Dormant Volcano
Medeline - ACTIVE VOLCANO -.-
today english lesson is damn joke one.
we are supposed to continue descriptive writing from:
"The poultry stalls are usually stained with blood as the butchers
chop and pound and mince the slabs of meat products
according to their customers' wishes."
and... Leon continued this:
"There is blood everywhere and often, I see rows of
decapitated chickens, ready to be sold to housewives.
The chicken stall owner is very stranger and mental because he
could not deal with the stress of killing so many chickens. He also
has no fingers, a frightening warning to all who wants to play
with knives."
then Jianhui's original version (not to Mrs Chua one):
"The stall owner is a prisoner that had recently been released
out of jail. Rumors heard that he love to raper girls and chop
off their heads after raping them. This chopping skills are the
best as the noises of "chop, chop, chop, chop" filled the air.
Although his chopping skills are the best, the pork he sells
smells like rotten eggs and it tastes like cow dung."
damn joke, Jianhui skipped the raping part when he recite
to Mrs Chua. then he keep "chop, chop, chop, chop"
ROFL.